The 12 Days of Obama - a Liar's Xmas carol
(published in The Tentacle as "A liar's holiday carol" on 12/16/2013)
By Steven R. Berryman
[it helps if you hum 12 Days of Christmas while reading this! ]
On the First Day of Christmas, a true liar sent to me: A partridge and healthcare for free. Well, he came through on the bird, anyway, but it was a turkey…
On the Second Day of Christmas, a true liar sent to me: Two turbines twisting, and a partridge and healthcare for free.
On the Third Day of Christmas, a true liar sent to me, Three French Socialists, Two turbines twisting, and a partridge plus healthcare for free…
On the Fourth Day of Christmas, a true liar sent to me, Four atom smashers (to Iran), Three French Socialists, Two turbines twistings, and a partridge and also healthcare for free…
On the Fifth Day of Christmas, a true liar sent to me, Five judges judging (along party lines),Four atom smashers, Three French Socialists, Two turbines twisting, and a partridge (or a turkey) plus that healthcare for free…
On the Sixth Day of Christmas, a true liar sent to me, Six Days of war, (with the Tea Party, plus Israel), Five judges judging (badly), Four atom smashers (for peaceful purposes), Three French Socialists, Two turbines twisting (where is P.E.T.A?), and a partridge plus healthcare for free…
On the Seventh Day of Christmas, a true liar sent to me, Seven Days in May (it’s a movie), Six Days of war, (with the Tea Party, plus Israel), Five judges judging (badly), Four atom smashers (for peaceful purposes), Three French Socialists, Two turbines twisting (where is P.E.T.A?), and a partridge plus healthcare for free…
On the Eighth Day of Christmas, a true liar sent to me, Eight times the national debt, Seven Days in May (it’s a movie), Six Days of war, (with the Tea Party, plus Israel), Five judges judging (badly), Four atom smashers (for peaceful purposes), Three French Socialists, Two turbines twisting (where is P.E.T.A?), and a partridge plus healthcare for free…
On the Ninth Day of Christmas, a true liar sent to me, nine dates with Oprah (up at Camp David), Eight times the national debt, Seven Days in May (it’s a movie), Six Days of war, (with the Tea Party, plus Israel), Five judges judging (on the SCOTUS badly), Four atom smashers (for peaceful purposes), Three French Socialists, Two turbines twisting (where is P.E.T.A?), and a partridge plus healthcare for free…
On the Tenth Day of Christmas, a true liar sent to me (postage due), Ten Amendments tearing, nine dates with Oprah (up at Camp David), Eight times the national debt, Seven Days in May (it’s a movie), Six Days of war, (with the Tea Party, plus Israel), Five judges judging (on the SCOTUS badly), Four atom smashers (for peaceful purposes), Three French Socialists, Two turbines twisting (where is P.E.T.A?), and a partridge plus healthcare for free…
On the Eleventh Day of Christmas, a true liar sent to me, Eleven pipers smoking (something with a glass bowl), Ten Amendments tearing, nine dates with Oprah (up at Camp David), Eight times the national debt, Seven Days in May (it’s a movie), Six Days of war, (with the Tea Party, plus Israel), Five judges judging (on the SCOTUS badly), Four atom smashers (for peaceful purposes), Three French Socialists, Two turbines twisting (where is P.E.T.A?), and a partridge plus healthcare for free…
On the Twelfth Day of Christmas, a true liar sent to me, Twelve drummers on welfare (playing on plastic buckets), Eleven pipers smoking (something with a glass bowl), Ten Amendments tearing, nine dates with Oprah (up at Camp David), Eight times the national debt, Seven Days in May (it’s a movie), Six Days of war, (with the Tea Party, plus Israel), Five judges judging (on the SCOTUS badly), Four atom smashers (for peaceful purposes), Three French Socialists, Two turbines twisting (where is P.E.T.A?), and a partridge plus healthcare for free…
And on the Thirteenth Day…...he took a well-earned break to play golf.
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